like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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