i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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