Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Randomize
