Dual....:-)
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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