I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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