Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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