He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i think my mom watched the whole time
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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