We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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