True but thats because hes a fetus.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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