So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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