road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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