Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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