3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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