I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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