But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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