I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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