I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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