so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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