I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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