Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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