they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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