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The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
where does the pee come out of this thing
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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