bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
This house was built for laser tag.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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