Your tits are I can't wait for
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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