you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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