I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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