Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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