my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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