i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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