is your mom at the bar?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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