Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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