i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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