I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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