So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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