please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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