There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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