Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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