let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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