i jhust puked up my retainher.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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