covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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