Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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