It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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