Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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