it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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