butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
im holly from the hills drunk
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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