dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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