You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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