Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
He uses pillows to masturbate.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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