carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
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