their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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