he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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